Girls on Heat


	HOT GIFTS
			BOBO (Cat - slightly used) Writes Alice: That's it! I forgave him for shitting on my pillows all the time but when he shat on my pillow when I was actually sleeping on it I've decided it's too much. Let him go and shit in someone else's ear! This very attractive imitation sheepskin rug can be yours for only £23.50 plus £4.50 p&p. Amuse and excite your friends! Breaks wind at parties! Total Price: £28.00 GBP

Regulars:
The Stud-U-Like gallery - lots of tasty guys with their hormones hanging out just waiting to be booked!
Letters - Come on ladies there must be something you want the world to read about!
Hot new love gifts - what to do with all that horrible money that Aunty Dorothy gave you at Christmas

Specials:
Agony Aunt - Alice tells you just what to do with your shit-face other half
the make-over page - Clients before and after they shagged one of our guys
Sylvia's Astrology - your love-life in the stars