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Paul Muir:
"fantastic balls"
  

PAUL MUIR (Gerard, Dan and Otto)

Since joining the GIRLS ON HEAT team the career of Paul Muir has rapidly gone from bad to worse.  An experienced film star in his youth, playing large parts in such memorable classics such as BETTY HAS FUN IN A NUNNERY and the period drama LORD TODGER’S FANTASTIC BALLS (where he starred in the title role – as one of the balls), he now spends most of his time outside carefully selected burger bars dressed up as a large yellow chicken. 

Ever the optimist, though, he says his work gives him great scope for meeting new people, and particularly enjoys the scenes in GIRLS ON HEAT where he’s horse-whipped – calling on years of real-life experience to give such scenes that “authentic touch”.
 
         
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Alex Fodor:
"smells of bull seals' private parts"
 

ALEXANDER  FODOR
(playing any roles that nobody else wanted)

At the tender age of 21 Alex “Love Muscle” Fodor  is the youngest, and probably most talented member of the team.  He has enormous genitals and prefers only the most expensive and exclusive aftershaves (based on secretions from bull seals’ private parts).  All factors that were heavily brought into play when booking the actresses on ridiculously low rates and ‘special favour’ bonuses.  Despite being straight several of the male actors were also strongly drawn to “Love Muscle’s” natural charisma and charm, hoping, unsuccessfully, to be offered similar contracts, but in the end having to just accept the money. 

  
         
www.girlsonheat.net
alice@girlsonheat.net
The official website of the Stud-U-Like Male Escort Agency!!

Regulars:
The Stud-U-Like gallery - lots of tasty guys with their hormones hanging out just waiting to be booked!
Letters - Come on ladies there must be something you want the world to read about!

- what to do with all that horrible money that Aunty Dorothy gave you at Christmas

Specials:
Agony Aunt - Alice tells you just what to do with your shit-face other half
the make-over page - Clients before and after they shagged one of our guys
Sylvia's Astrology - your love-life in the stars