Girls on Heat


			BACK ISSUES
	Alice goes pro-active for Gerard's private parts...		SECS & DRUGS & ROCK 'N' ROLL (Episode 1) Alice decides it's high time she had a fella and nominates Sylvia's Gerard - a man with the personality of a tennisball, but the tender nether regions of a delicate tomato. (15min audio download - mp3 file - 11MB) .50p GBP

	Paul enjoying his whipping session with Rebecca		Episode 1 Special: Want to know how we record this daft rubbish? View the session, videoed live, the out-takes, the crack-ups, the bit where Paul gets his trousers ripped off, the lot! play (24min streamed video) .70p GBP

	Rev Herman Pumpkin enjoys discussing the missionary position in Africa with Sylvia		PSYCHIC SYLVIA (Episode 2) Sylvia discovers that one doesn't have to do something prattish like sit under a tree without food, water or your favourite sex toys for six months to gain enlightenment when she gains the gift of foresight after a steamy night with a catholic priest. play (13min streamed audio) .50p GBP

	Dan the man prepares for his Stud-U-Like debut		DAN THE MAN (Episode 3) The "Shitake" really hits the fan - when Dan 'the man' discovers that his well-built Japanese date is not quite what she seems, and the sesame oil she brings isn't for tossing food in. play (12min streamed audio) .50p GBP

Regulars:
The Stud-U-Like gallery - lots of tasty guys with their hormones hanging out just waiting to be booked!
Letters - Come on ladies there must be something you want the world to read about!
Hot new love gifts - what to do with all that horrible money that Aunty Dorothy gave you at Christmas

Specials:
Agony Aunt - Alice tells you just what to do with your shit-face other half
the make-over page - Clients before and after they shagged one of our guys
Sylvia's Astrology - your love-life in the stars